Gonad Wheelchair

Billy is a part time handicap
and his wheelchair is part of his gonads.
On the days when he has a bruised knee, it extends out from his scrotum
and he rides on it.
Other days when he is well, he stores it back inside his scrotum
and he walks like a normal guy.

One afternoon
I jogged alongside him while he rode on his wheelchair.
We stopped at a basketball court where two 20 feet tall Jews
were stabbing each other with knives until they were bleeding.

It is a full sized wheelchair, so I ask him…
HOW DOES IT FIT?

He goes “Mi Mi Mi mi mi mi mi mi..Mi mi MiMimiMiMMiMiMiMimimimimimimimimimimimi.”

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