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When I was eating lunch with my mom today, she told me that my dad used to bang her through out her pregnancy, and I would kick viciously in the womb every time he came inside her. She also said that I came out 3 weeks before my due date because she got screwed so hard that her water broke.

I learned that this is a family tradition. My father, my grandfather, and my great grand father all had to suffer the same fate as embryos. Afterwards I went home and told the story to my little brother while we took a bath together.