A: You really should make some art while i take a bath
B: …About what?
A: About your current state of affairs, and cases of facts.
B: I don’t feel like drawing about that.
B: I’m rather… bleh. Depressed.
A: you don’t have to draw, just smear oil all over your body with an unlit candle.
B: So I can burn myself?
A: No, so you can be in the perfect state of the potential of being burned without the actual burning.
A: Actually fill your bathtub with oil while holding a candle to your mouth, and meditate in that position for 15 minutes.

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