In the future, I want to live with 2 daughters and a lion.

My first daughter will be very pale and be born without any holes in her body. I will keep her holeless, pure, and innocent until I feel like she is ready for the world.
Then I will personally drill holes in her body with my fingers and tongue. But I will deliberately fuck up the process by drilling the holes in the wrong places: anus on the nose, nostrils on the bottom of the right foot, belly button on the top of the head, mouth in between the breasts, ear holes in between the butt cheeks, and vagina on the bottom of the left foot.

My other daughter will be born a non-virgin.

Then I will train a lion to lick their assholes 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.

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