Last night a 300 pound bodybuilder couldn’t sleep because of a mosquito that buzzed restlessly around his ear all night.  It is mind-blowing how an insect that is thousands of times smaller and weaker can cause a big man to malfunction this way.  Approximately 3 miles from where the bodybuilder lived, a man turned down a woman on a date because of a speck of pepper that was stuck in between her teeth.  The two events occured simultaneously and can be said to be analogous to each other, where both the girl’s entire grace and beauty, and the bodybuilder’s strength and prowness were single-handily and powerfully crushed by a single insignificant spectacle that rendered itself significant under context.

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