– Today my doorbell rang and I saw a fetus as big as a chimp monk at the doorstep, dripping blood, who asked me to help him.

I adopted him and took him under my wings, taught him violin, made him lift weights, and mixed him creatine and gave him acid and made him see the truth behind reality.

5 years passed and he was still a fetus.

One day I walked into my mom’s room and saw them fucking.

Then he admitted to me that he was in love with my mother, and it was indeed her who aborted him 50 some years ago when she was only 12.

After he said that he climbed back into her vagina.

Then I took my mom to the abortion clinic ASAP and got rid of that fucker.

(CONTACT ME ON FACEBOOK IF YOU CAN TURN THIS INTO A SHORT FILM WITH ME!)

– Everything we do can be boiled down to: Altering and making changes to the physical world to match on our mental states and desires…and if that doesn’t work. then we change our minds to match the world instead.

we keep tweaking and tweaking, making increment of changes to either our minds or the physical world, to stay in state of equilibrium because when there’s a discrepancy between what’s in reality and the mind, people tend to get anxious and unhappy when this gap isn’t closed.

– I came to my computer to try to watch porn, but it turned out that the batteries in my mouse were missing because my girlfriend took them and inserted them into her vibrator. FUCK

-Got stoned during dinner with my mom’s Jewish boyfriend and my girlfriend. When we passed the joint to my mom she said “No, I don’t like weed, every time I smoke I throw up like crazy. But since everyone else is getting stoned, I need some alcohol”. Then she got some wine and drank so much that she threw up.

– woke up this morning and Vivian’s still sleeping, so I dug out my eye boogers and installed them in the corner of her left eye. There was so much that she thought the Sandman came to visit.

– I love it when old ladies can’t put on lipsticks right because the red marks always stain on their teeth due to degenerative issues in the muscles or nerves.

Maybe they just like to lick their mouths and then their teeth. Or it is their sense of fashion.

either way it’s really sexy.

– want to see the insides of your body? – inside your skull, inside your intestines, stomach, kidney, rip cage, heart, and etc? Just close your eyes and you are in it. It looks like that everywhere.

– it sucks having uncircumcised penis ! After I pee, the overextended foreskin closes up and the last few drips of my urine get trapped in there until they dry up.

When I get head, it opens sesame. and it’s like tehre’s a tiny little public bathroom all condensed and rolled up inside. That’s exactly what it smellss like!

Sometimes when you twitch a little bit immediately after u pee, when you already put your penis back inside your pants and zipped up, the skin and folds opens up and the drops roll out and stain my undies !

– very time some asian person from the older generation, or non-athletes tell me that I eat too many eggs a day, and they are bad for my health, I tell them that even though I run into chances of ODing on eggs everyday, they make me euphoric, energetic, talkative, and mentally alert, especially to the sensations of sight, sound, and touch to the point of altered consciousness and perception of reality…which is why it is the most addictive substance on the planet. Fortunately they are very cheap and they are legal.

– I am imagining an Utopia where people can’t own any weapons, and can’t punch anyone out either. The only way of attacking someone is to spit. Can you imaging the World Wars?

– True story.:

I went to see Looper, and because I didn’t want to miss any of the movie, I pissed in the Gatorade bottle that I brought and already emptied. After the movie I was thirsty so I drank the bottle… I didn’t realize it was my urine until my gf told me it was BECAUSE IT TASTED JUST LIKE GATORADE>!

– just had a dream that a giant man-eating panda is lurking in the American suburbs…destroying all the white fences, biting tires, and eating all the white and black people.

I guess it’s the subconscious and primitive part of my asian-ness talking. I used to get picked on for being a chink, until I jumped 40 inches.

– I mastered lucid dreaming…I know it when I am dreaming, so I can control my dreams and do whatever hte fuck i want. I am learning now to lucid snort. Last night was the first time I did it. . I was aware of the fact that I was snorting…and i made a melody out of it in my sleep.

– a man cannot masturbate if most of his fingers were cut off. But a woman can still do so, even if she only has one finger.

I was thinking about Paganini…how he would break his violin strings one by one and still play the whole song on the last string…

And that made me think of my future daughter.

I could cut her fingers off one by one as punishment for oversexed, and by the time she only has one, no…0.5, 0.2, and finally just the knuckle bone, she can still masturbate to orgasm!

– This just happened :

Me : *screaming) Where the fuck are my dildos?!
My gf : I’m taking a shit.
My mom : they are in the drawer next to your bed.

– This type of mindset pisses me off:

Read this in my newsfeed from a random aspiring bodybuilder:

“The ONLY time an individual should compare their physique in a competitive manner is SOLELY in COMPETITION. Time and again, I witness/hear of many youngsters who consider ‘quick’ fixes as they feel that their ‘manhood’ is being threatened by various other males who’ve ‘gained’ a couple of kilos of weight (be it muscle/fat/water weight).

What happened to people striving to better themselves?

Screw what others think or do. Screw how others look. There will always be someone better than you (the sooner you realize this, the better).

When you start channeling this competitive nature into ‘truly’ bettering yourself, rather than worrying about how others perceive you, you will start ‘growing’ as an individual (to a better you!).

What’s worse is that this semi-pseudo society housed through social mediums, of ‘acquiring aesthetics’ and the ‘ego’ that comes with it, is being slowly replicated and personified in modern society

It needs to stop.

p.s. When you bring your ego into the gym/anywhere else for that matter, you’re only gonna crush it.
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If nobody ever cares about what other people think, without competition, without feeding the ego, nothing will get accomplished. There will be no civilization as you know it.

Men by nature strive to out-compete others who pose threat to their manhood, it’s part of our genetic makeup and there’s no way to go around it. Men by nature strive to impress the opposite sex, and there is no way to go around that either. Both tendencies assure he “advertise” himself in a way that will increase his chance of survival, and thus the chance of passing on his genes.

There’s no shame in wanting to look better for other people, whether doing it for girls or pals or enemies, as long as you are not causing harm to anybody, or that you use it as a motivation to look, feel, live better, and even in helping others.

Disregarding opinions of others by living the “I don’t give a shit about what other people think” motto is played out and even snobbish and arrogant. Try living in a gym in a city where body looks at you and nobody compliments your gains. Let’s see you get fired up every morning and work out “solely for your own sake”. Your ego won’t get crushed…your motivation will, and so will your body and mind, and you will parish and your pathetic genes will be terminated.

Our existence, and to a certain extend, our looks and even intelligence depend on the ‘gaze’ of others in feedback loops that go round and round to create what you call an “ego”, which only arises out of this interaction.

The real fakers are the ones who walk around claiming they don’t care about other people’s opinions, when they do in fact care very much…even caring about not caring is a form of care – the most paradoxical, contradictory, and pretentious one that is.

As beings-for-others, we live in other people, and other people live in us. That’s the beauty of it.

– Apparently playing the violin burns up to 170 calories a hour. I remember reading somewhere that Heifietz loses up to 2-3 pounds during the course of a concert…

I believe most of the calories come from highly intense thinking done by the brain because the movements of the fingers and arm aren’t very intense. Chest players are also known to burn a lot of calories and lose weight during the course of a match.

It’s not surprising though when playing an instrument is one of the only tasks that engage all parts of the brain simultaneously.

Right brain for creative and artist thinking.
Left brain for problem solving skills and rhythmic thinking.
The corpus callosum for communication between the hemisphere.
Limbic system for emotional engagement.
And finally, at the bottom, the motor cortex for fine movements of the fingers and arm

– my poop can be so deceptive sometimes…

I thought I was holding a lot of it in because I felt like I was about to burst. But then it was just a medium sized poop-ball that was on the verge of coming out.. stuck on the tip of my anus, giving illusion of fullness and rupture.

When I violently thrust out that stubborn little piece of crap, expecting more solid to follow…only to find nothing underneath what could only be described as a wine cork!!

Nothing but air, that is.

After a long fart, I thought I was done, but NO it was not done with me! it had deceived me once more.

Following the emptiness, stream of diarrhea oozed out and finally came to a halt, much like the end of a scene in a film, fading to blackness.

To sum up, my poop invaded my consciousness in all 3 forms.

Solid, gas, and liquid.

The entire session took only 20 seconds, but sounded like this. in 3 segments.

1.BAH! (.1 second)
2. SWHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ (13 seconds)
3SPLASHHHHHHHHHH (6.9 seconds)

– If aliens really look and function like the ones in sci-fi movies, with really big heads because they are so intelligent, but very small and weak and almost non-existing bodies because they simply don’t need to rely on bodies for survival, then do you think they lift weights and work out?

I can imagine gyms where the heaviest dumbells are only 15 pounds and the biggest and strongest guys are no more than 80 pounds, and even with high-tech steroids, they can at best look like Bruce Lee. All the weakest beta-fags earthbeings would be God amongst them in terms of athleticism.

(we don’t really need to work out too as modern humans. When we spend all day at work and school using only our brains only to pack into gyms afterwards to build an aesthetic looking body that is nevertheless useless, we are in a way, acting like those aliens).

– If aliens really look and function like the ones in sci-fi movies, with really big heads because they are so intelligent, but very small and weak and almost non-existing bodies because they simply don’t need to rely on bodies for survival, then do you think they lift weights and work out?

I can imagine gyms where the heaviest dumbells are only 15 pounds and the biggest and strongest guys are no more than 80 pounds, and even with high-tech steroids, they can at best look like Bruce Lee. All the weakest beta-fags earthbeings would be God amongst them in terms of athleticism.

(we don’t really need to work out too as modern humans. When we spend all day at work and school using only our brains only to pack into gyms afterwards to build an aesthetic looking body that is nevertheless useless, we are in a way, acting like those aliens).

– I wish there is an animal that generates 100 percent whey protein! It should have 10 nipples, one for each of the aesthetic crew to suck on!

– Why people should not have children.

I swear people have children for all the wrong reasons.
Top dumbest reasons.

1. Religion. “God said so”
2. Because I’m at the point of my life where it’s “time” to have children. Everyone else is having babies!
3. Because they are cute.
4. Because I can invest in them, so in return, they can invest in me as I become older.
5. I got pregnant and don’t have the heart to kill a fetus.
6. Because my parents want to hold dat der grandkids.

Most people don’t think twice about the negative consequences and the heavy duty entailments that come with having children. They create life like it’s a game.

I think it’s selfish, immoral, and inhuman to have children because…

1. You bring a life into this world without his or her consent – you are, in a way, forcing it to live a life that he never chose to have.

2. You are gambling with the well-being of a sentient being. a fucking LIFE. There is NO guarantee that this person you throw out will not come out disfigured, be retarded, become terminally ill, or be completely fucked up in the head like me to ask the question “Why the fuck do I have to be here?” after reasoning that he or she never wanted to be born, there is absolutely 0 reason for me to exit, thus become incredibly depressed over his existence.

In fact, most of the above happen to most people thanks to your mindless evil parents.

3. If you never give birth to a life, it would never wither and die. So in a way, parents are the ultimate murderer of their offsprings. Getting old is suffering. Dying is suffering. Why wish this on someone when you can prevent it?

4. Existence by default ALWAYS entails some kind of suffering. In most cases and for most organisms on this planet, suffering always outweighs pleasure…

Don’t give me the “without pain there won’t be pleasure bullshit” because –

5. Even if pleasure is attained, it is only through extreme “hard work” (that probably entail more pain that it trades off)…the termination of suffering temporarily…not something that is gained or something that is considered a “surplus” but the process of “not suffering”.

Just imagine how hard you have to work just to gain a little bit of happiness, and how easy it is to suffer. Let go, and you will feel the pain.

6. And even if for a few very lucky individuals who attained so much success and pleasure in life, such as the first child of a very wealthy king who lives his whole life in a glass house full of servants and prostitutes – someone whose pleasure thoroughly outweighs his suffering…

Those pleasures and the achievements you felt and attained in life can be reduced down to, or be described as “illusions” created by millions of years of evolution, to form innate mechanisms that find pleasures in anything that propels the brain into seeking whatever is “useful” or necessary to increase its owner’s chances of passing on its genes onto the next fruitless generations that will all be programed to do the same things over and over and over again.

But at the end of the day, nothing gets accomplished. No goals that you set in life are legit in the universal, grand scheme of things. No desires are ever fulfilled. No species have a justifiable reason to exit as opposed to not existing, let along keep passing on their genes. DNA goes round and round and around and around in cycles after cycles of extinctions after extinctions.

(Even the very natural feeling of “cuteness” we feel towards babies is an evolved mechanism that “trick” us into not only to want to have babies and feel good about it, but to goddamn make sure we take care of it well enough so that genes survive and feel VERY GOOD about it if it does. People who didn’t think babies were cute didn’t reproduce, and their genes were terminated).

In short, we are pre-programmed pawns in the DNA game that even cockroaches play. But we are better than cockroaches, so we can put a stop to this.

Therefore, if existence by default entails suffering (lots of it), it is always better to not have existed at all as to avoid pain at all cost.

Human beings cause great suffering not only to each other, but to other organisms on this planet. The universe would not give 2 cents’ care if human beings become extinct, and planet earth would definitely benefit from it, for it will once again find its equilibrium.

I think it’s wrong when people think something is morally wrong with you if you decide to NOT have children. I think it should be the other way around. We should send cards to parents decide to not have kids.

I also think it’s wrong NOT to have abortions.

There should be as many abortion clinics as there are police stations or restaurants to clean up people’s mistake ASAP before more sufferings take place.

I think if people really want to have children…

They should

1. Think about it 1000 times more carefully than they do now.

2. They should take FULL responsibility to let them suffer as little as they can for their entire lives. So if you can’t support your child for the rest of his life, don’t bother putting more people on this planet.

3. We are programmed by the same DNA molecules that make us want to have sex and have babies to, at all cost, self-preserve. This is why suicide is so difficult.

So to prevent even more mental and physical anguish and suffering than what you had already brought onto your child, ALWAYS and at ALL times respect his wish to end his own life. You should immediately tell your son that you understand his decision, and encourage and aid him to kill himself and not to selfishly tell him that it is wrong for him to end his own life for your own sake, and not his you fucking selfish and heartless parents of the world!

Each one of us are ‘forcefully thrown’ into this world and be forced to live, to struggle, and to survive…and we don’t even have the rights to end our own lives! WTF

Finally , I hate babies. Let’s face it… yours will be average at best, and not amount to anything other than taking up resources on this planet and give more lives to more pathetic human beings.

Humans suck. But the only thing that separates human beings from animals is the fact that we can

1. Have the intelligence to choose, rationally, NOT to have children.
2. We can choose to end our own lives.

Let us be fully human and exercise our rationality.

Think I’m wrong? COME AT ME BRO

– I swear stuffing yourself with undesirable food when you are not hungry feels like masturbating to road kills and trying to get an orgasm 6 times a day.

– I know why couples close their eyes when they kiss. Because the other person is too ugly… or they just can’t face the truth… that people are disgusting when examined and scrutinized in such close distance.

All the pimples…wrinkles…eye boogers, pores…

– HAPPY HALLOWEEN GUYS! I’m going to fuck up my teeth and put fake acne make up on and do cardio until tonight. I’m going to be a meth addict for Halloween. !

I’m going to go door to door and yell “GIVEM E SOME MEETHTHHHHTHHHHH!!!!” and then reach out my hand and laugh hysterically. What are the chances of me really getting some crystals ?

then I’m going to come home and then when kids come I’m gonna hand out some sugar cubes, powders and smarties and tell them not to do drugs.

Also, why isn’t there a ‘Halloween’ for users? bodybuilders? or people who are both! They can go door to door for free protein shakes, bars, pills, weed, creatine, clean needles, HGH. For bodybuilders, instead of dressing up they would be dressing down. ! for users all they have to do is show the holes in their arms!

– HAPPY HALLOWEEN GUYS! I’m going to fuck up my teeth and put fake acne make up on and do cardio until tonight. I’m going to be a meth addict for Halloween. !

I’m going to go door to door and yell “GIVEM E SOME MEETHTHHHHTHHHHH!!!!” and then reach out my hand and laugh hysterically. What are the chances of me really getting some crystals ?

then I’m going to come home and then when kids come I’m gonna hand out some sugar cubes, powders and smarties and tell them not to do drugs.

Also, why isn’t there a ‘Halloween’ for users? bodybuilders? or people who are both! They can go door to door for free protein shakes, bars, pills, weed, creatine, clean needles, HGH. For bodybuilders, instead of dressing up they would be dressing down. ! for users all they have to do is show the holes in their arms!

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